Tuberville Must Have Left That Part Out

Apparently Tommy Tuberville didn’t relay the message to Auburn’s University Program Council.

Soulja Boy Tellem, the ATL rapper known as that guy that sings Crank Dat (Soulja Boy), will open for headliner Akon at Auburn University’s 2008 spring concert.

Hahahaha.

Memo to the Council: Isn’t Crank Dat that one song where Tuberville lost his virginity to 92,746 people at the same time? That one where my dad drunkenly tried to do the dance that goes along with the song on the steel bleachers in the student section, just like everyone else around? The one where every Auburn football player looked like they had just found out they got their girl pregnant?

Apparently War Eagle/Tiger/Plainsmen didn't get enough of the rapper during the blackout in Sanford Stadium. I hope the concert goes over well. I'm sure people will be pleased.