Can't Give Them Anything Nice...

Remember being little and wanting to use a glass instead of a plastic cup? Your mom wouldn't let you take the glass because you were sure to break it. Then you finally get your hands on it only to drop it on the floor...

A similar scenario seems to have played itself out in Gainesville where the Gators 2006 championship trophy was broken by an unknown culprit. The ball was shattered outside of Urban Meyer's office during a construction project. I know they'll get a replacement within 90 days because they had insurance but are you kidding me? Ever seen the youtube video of Billy Donovan dropping the crystal basketball? Two fumbles and two broken crystal balls. Hell of a track record if you ask me.

Let's hope Coach UM keeps the fumbles coming in the fall. We don't care if its Moody, Rainey or a gimpy Harvin...just keep putting the ball on the deck.

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Tuberville Must Have Left That Part Out

Apparently Tommy Tuberville didn’t relay the message to Auburn’s University Program Council.

Soulja Boy Tellem, the ATL rapper known as that guy that sings Crank Dat (Soulja Boy), will open for headliner Akon at Auburn University’s 2008 spring concert.

Hahahaha.

Memo to the Council: Isn’t Crank Dat that one song where Tuberville lost his virginity to 92,746 people at the same time? That one where my dad drunkenly tried to do the dance that goes along with the song on the steel bleachers in the student section, just like everyone else around? The one where every Auburn football player looked like they had just found out they got their girl pregnant?

Apparently War Eagle/Tiger/Plainsmen didn't get enough of the rapper during the blackout in Sanford Stadium. I hope the concert goes over well. I'm sure people will be pleased.