Saturday, September 6, 2008

Top Gun has merits other than as a movie...

I was forced to watch Top Gun earliar tonight. It's a great movie. Who doesn't like a sweaty Tom Cruise? Oh, that's right, I don't. My 4 year old cousin would bitch slap that dude. I once knew somebody that believed in scientology, he talked about it all the time and he loved it. Too bad for Oklahoma City Ted Kazinski was also crazy.

Great news for everyone else, watching Top Gun gave me a great idea. Who actually enjoys the song "Highway to the Danger Zone?" Nobody, that's who. Where are you going with this? You ask. This is where. Best new drinking game of 2K8. Watch Top Gun and every time the song comes on, take a shot. You won't be able to walk after the movie.

Believe me, Biff told me.

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